The Book of My Life

I have decided that I will write a book about my life; all of my interesting little anecdotes collected together. They catch? I'm writing them all as haiku.

Also, since I have little time and resources here in my life as a college student, I'm just going to post the haiku on here as I think of them and will collect them all once I'm rich and can afford to print hundreds of books. I'll start you off with:

Kittens met their death

Sleeping on the warm engine

We dug them up.